The Game

The game was not released and will not be completed. Its development began in 2020 and continued until 2022. The goal was a Steam release, but due to lack of funding, development had to be halted.

Character Customization

Day And Night Cycle

Using Smart Lighting 2D Unity Asset

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Fight System

The player can only use two weapons, a meele weapon and a ranged weapon. At the abilities, the player can only put up to max. 3 abilities. Categories: Weapons, Abilites, Usable Accesories.

EasyStick - Fight System Gameplay 👾 pic.twitter.com/XhWgbSAHik

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Book System

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Story

- Eons even before the electricity bill was accepted in our society, an asshole with unimaginable ignorance lived in a small village, that quite frankly smelled like ass hair

- Lo, there, he was the court jester, only because he could never quite master the art of goat milking; therefore everyone deemed him a laughing-stock.

- When he had enough of the atrocities that fell upon him, he decided to stage a coup, kick some ass, chew some gum, and ultimately rob the mountebank king of his power.

- His diabolical plan could not succeed tho, because of the fact that everyone hated his guts. So, they decided to get rid of this pest, and exile him.

- So this certified dipsit, asshole, escaped into the damp caves that lied under the village, and he would live there for the rest of his life

- with his newfound friend, a goblin whose dick was rotting of gangrene.

- One day, when both of them were bored out of their minds, the goblin told asshole the legend of the Easy Stick.

- He stated, and I quote: "Who shall set his hands upon the magnificent Easy Stick, he could rule the World with ease. A task so trivial, even the biggest idiots were capable of it."

- So, the months passed with nothing but illegal gambling, poker to be exact, but asshole got so bored that he decided to head back to his old village, to see what's what.

- His face, once filled with anticipation, plummeted to the ground, as he set eyes upon the now destroyed village. The whole community was in ruin, and a whole lot of debt.

- Our story begins with his idea to face the responsibilities, stare into the abyss, and be the new saviour of his home.